alright boys. i'm putting the question out there that every woman wants to know. why is it SO hard to put a new roll of toilet paper on the roll? it's right there, you are just sitting there anyway, not going anywhere till you need it. why not make it easier on yourself! here's how you change it.
1. there is a tube that holds the toilet paper. it's spring loaded. push in one end. this should free the tube from the holder. pull towards you.
2. take the empty cardboard roll off the tube and put it in the trash. the trash should be conveniently located next to the toilet, for such an occasion.
3. take the new roll of toilet paper (you will find this wherever your TP is stored. varies per household) and slide the tube through the hole in the middle.
4. put one end of the tube into the holder.
5. push in the tube just enough to fit into the hole on the other side of the holder and release. this should pop it right in.
there! 5 quick easy steps on how to change the TP! what else are you doing just sitting there besides pooping and stinking up the place? so what provoked me to write such a blog? i got up to go to the bathroom, and my fiance had taken a roll out and placed it on the counter. NOT on the roll. HELLO!! right there! really? is it really that hard? come on now boys! my friend's husband does this as well, so i know it's not just my fiance. and the way boys are, i'm sure 99% of you do this as well! really. it won't hurt you. i promise!
Saturday, July 22, 2006
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I tried to post an awesome explanation as to why most men are so lazy and why this TP issue is so common place -- but the server was being a nit over the weekend and wouldn't publish it and it erased it all!
So sad.
Oh, and I go back and forth. Sometimes I'm "brought up right" and sometime I'm VERY LAZY. Depends on my mood.
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