Who kidknapped the BUCKEYES?

To my distraught, someone has kidknapped the OSU football team! did you see the game? yeah, that was not my OSU buckeyes! someone tied them up in the locker room and pretended they were the undefeated buckeyes and made us look so terrible! That was not our team playing last night. no, see the buckeyes would protect troy smith. the defense would not allow the offense to score that many times! no no! the real buckeyes were not on the field! i hope they have been released and demand a rematch! that's all i have to say on the subject....